My response to everyone I fight with…
I’m happy to know that he’s putting these skills to work.
By far the most creepiest thing I have ever witnessed. It’s a motion test behind the movie Mama.
Watch the full video here: X
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
I forgot my stockings 😐
oh my god i need to be her 0.0
WHAT IS THAT THOUGH
They’re mints and I’m loling so hard I love her
LOL Liam reaching at the end
'give me that before you hurt yourself.'